my life through the eyes of my purse

They say you can tell a lot about a women by what she has in her purse...my week has been slightly chaotic and so has the life of my purse. I was laughing today when it took me forever to find my cell phone in the never ending black whole that is my purse. I decided to dump it all out and "clean it out" , and possibly transition to a smaller bag, in hopes of avoiding the insane messy purse issue!
    I've been moving this week ...from our girls house, back in with my parents ( ill probably write a post about that sometime later this week)....anyways because of the move, I've just kinda been throwing all of my crapp in my purse half hazzardly and without direction....this was the end result..

1) pair of vintage christian Dior Sunglasses ( they were my grannies)
2) a makeup back with no makeup in it.
3) 9 lipsticks/lipglosses....not in their appropriate bag
4) a notebook for taking notes in church
5) 2 starbucks straw wrappers....cause its so hard to throw them in the trash (not)
6) a piece torn off from my yarn wrapper...idk why
7) a pamphlet of vera wang engagement rings. ...cause me and kayla were wasting time in the mall and came across it
8) a pair of leather gloves ...for those freezing times
9) a pair of earrings that i never wore
10) a flower off of a broken headband (why?)
11) 4 Bucks
12) a post office receipt ...once again too hard to throw in the trash
13) pills from when my muscles ached like a month ago
14) a ton of coins that were in the bottom of my purse
15)and finally my iPhone....at the very bottom buried under all of this unncessesary clutter!.
.......I think I'm definitely switching to a smaller bag :)