today has been a ridiculous day....I mean a lot of days are, but today was particularly ridiculous. I woke up and headed out towards the freeway to get myself a latte. It was a little warm out so i turned my AC up high and kept driving. then out of nowhere i saw all these little things which looked like particles blowing out of my ac and they kept hitting my face. I was like what the heck is this stuff. Finally after getting smacked in the face far to many times by these things i turned off my ac and looked down....i saw that now i was covered in a ton of ants! thats right ANTS! praise the lord i was at a stop light when i realized that this is what was being thrown at my face cause i very well could have instantly crashed my car! I semi freaked out and screamed and as safely as i could i started trying to destroy all the little critters that were now crawling all over me! ugh the worst ever. When i made it to starbucks finally....that 4 mile drive felt like 40...i got out of the car...jumped around like a dork, and tried to get as much off of me as i could!then i drove home.after these shenanigans i drove to my parents house to borrow my dads shop vacuum and tried to get all the little guys out of my car. who knew my little vw beetle could hold so many critters...seriously they kept popping up out of nowhere and i quickly would suck them up...but then more would pop up. so frustrating. after spending a good 30 min sucking up everything i could i got my car spick and span and hopefully ant free...for now!
after that me and mom were hanging out and she says hey why don't you go get your dog from the house and let her come play for a little bit. So i drove to my house in my oh so clean car...i get tabby ...put her in my clean car and drive to my house. i take the dog out of the car, and now realize that my once clean car is now covered in muddy feet prints and blood. umm really dog? she decided that she was going to go into heat today without my knowledge and now left little presents for me all over my once spotless car! UGHHHH. so i stick the dog in my now filthy car ..and drive back home...and throw her butt into the backyard. ...then drive back to my parents house....and spend another 30 min cleaning it out again.
Im now sitting on the couch with my feet propped up...hoping for no more unforseen disgusting and disturbing incidents.
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